Mr E
June 28, 2011
Fans of The Revenge Files of Alistair Fury may be interested in this new picture of Mr E that I have just found in the bottom of an old folder.
For those of you who don’t know who Mr E is, I will let Alistair explain.
“Mr E is a pug dog that belonged to my granny before she died. Everyone hates him, which means that he and me have got quite a lot in common, because everyone hates me too. He’s bad tempered, horribly ugly, licks blood, his breath stinks and he wipes his nose on my socks. For some unknown reason, we saved his life. If we hadn’t taken him after granny’s funeral, the man from the restaurant on the motorway would have chopped him up into cheeseburgers, apparently.”
Mr E shows the cat how to skateboard while singing "My Way"